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Post by matt on Oct 9, 2015 10:29:35 GMT -6
Can I get "Serial Smurf Murderer" on mine?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 10:29:58 GMT -6
I'll make you guys a belt if you want, no charge.....unless you want some sort of bedazzling then it's going to cost you. the rhinestone mines are charging a premium these days. I'll carve "most faded bro" or "dick fade king" in the back. It will be the shit I tell ya..... (seriously though, count me in for a belt, I want to see who takes this thing} How about "I blow crotches" carved in the back? No?  too much??? Only if brentkuz wins...... |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 10:31:29 GMT -6
Can I get "Serial Smurf Murderer" on mine? Smurfs work the rhinestone mines. Dude, that's really insensitive. I've had way too much coffee. |
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Post by whiskeyriver on Oct 9, 2015 10:32:02 GMT -6
I'll make you guys a belt if you want, no charge.....unless you want some sort of bedazzling then it's going to cost you. the rhinestone mines are charging a premium these days. I'll carve "most faded bro" or "dick fade king" in the back. It will be the shit I tell ya..... (seriously though, count me in for a belt, I want to see who takes this thing} How about "I blow crotches" carved in the back? No? too much??? Too much? Nah! Not enough! Haha. And @stevekas that's awesome! Thanks man!! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 10:35:28 GMT -6
Don't get too excited....I just said a belt.
I didn't say what kind of belt muahahahahaha
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Post by whiskeyriver on Oct 9, 2015 10:41:21 GMT -6
Don't get too excited....I just said a belt. I didn't say what kind of belt muahahahahaha Chastity belt? |
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Post by matt on Oct 9, 2015 10:47:08 GMT -6
Don't get too excited....I just said a belt. I didn't say what kind of belt muahahahahaha Chastity belt? Yes, thank you for triggering a need to google "bedazzled chastity belt". I'm sure my work IT people are having a field day with the things this format facilitates in my search queue. |
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Post by variable on Oct 9, 2015 12:17:17 GMT -6
A buckle in the shape of dickbutt.
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Post by whiskeyriver on Oct 9, 2015 12:58:35 GMT -6
A buckle in the shape of dickbutt. @stevekas is just going to make a leather dickbutt. That's the prize. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2015 16:13:56 GMT -6
I have a bad habit of one upsmanship when the conversation heads toward the gutter. I'm therefore dropping out of this conversation for a bit. A man needs to know his limits.
You guys wouldn't believe the stuff I'm not saying right now lol....
Cheerio, old chaps. You can count on me for the championship pants strapper for your dungaree wearing tournament.
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Post by matt on Oct 9, 2015 16:28:41 GMT -6
A buckle in the shape of dickbutt. @stevekas is just going to make a leather dickbutt. That's the prize. I see what you're doing here. I'm not googling "dickbutt" on my work laptop. I will wait until I get home. |
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Post by cellbitch on Oct 9, 2015 17:11:05 GMT -6
Must...not...make dickbutt engraving to fade into back pocket...
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Post by Griffin on Oct 10, 2015 1:40:30 GMT -6
Just google in private window. If things go bad, blame co-workers  |
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Post by variable on Oct 10, 2015 6:10:10 GMT -6
Must...not...make dickbutt engraving to fade into back pocket...  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2015 21:24:45 GMT -6
You guys are usually more 'net savvy. I'm surprised. Here, I'll just blow the mystery. There's nothing remotely NSFW about a Dickbutt. It was just a strangely coincidental translation of "niji o sodatemasu" which is, loosely "Grows With Rainbow". It was the third evolution of Pokemon #232 in the second series. This pokemon was an air type and could self grow flowers by shining light on it's own posterior using it's sun like face and was followed by a rainbow of goodwill, also a powerful force when used with an energy boost card. I still remember the laughs I used to share with my son when he was 7 years old and in full Pokemon mode, and he would say "dickbutt" and give me that "I'm getting away with some shit" smirk. Good times. Turns out the character as quite powerful when used with a "light of ruin" attack. The only weird thing about the character was it's total lack of resemblance to the Pokemon it evolved from, Shartmander. Now that was a classic Pokemon. Anyway, here's Dickbutt.  |
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Post by ickes on Oct 11, 2015 23:31:22 GMT -6
This is a joke...right??
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Post by DigDug on Oct 12, 2015 0:27:54 GMT -6
I got lost at "You Guys"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 11:45:01 GMT -6
It might be a joke. Maybe  |
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Post by gaseousclay on Oct 12, 2015 14:08:21 GMT -6
 Dick Butkus approves |
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Post by DigDug on Oct 17, 2015 21:34:18 GMT -6
Dang, I hope these things sew up a little big.
I've been indecisive on if I should go with a 38 or 40. Looks like it'll be a 38. No changing sizing.
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Post by variable on Oct 17, 2015 21:37:31 GMT -6
Dang, I hope these things sew up a little big. I've been indecisive on if I should go with a 38 or 40. Looks like it'll be a 38. No changing sizing. I wouldn't expect them to shrink all to hell and back. All else fails, use the Cookie Sheet of Waist Preservation +3. |
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Post by DigDug on Oct 17, 2015 21:39:57 GMT -6
Dang, I hope these things sew up a little big. I've been indecisive on if I should go with a 38 or 40. Looks like it'll be a 38. No changing sizing. I wouldn't expect them to shrink all to hell and back. All else fails, use the Cookie Sheet of Waist Preservation +3. I've got a custom sized piece of wood in my back closet (let the remarks fly with that comment). |
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Post by matt on Oct 17, 2015 21:54:36 GMT -6
As easy as it is to make a joke, I'll say that I'm seriously considering doing the same. I only went up 1 size. I'm debating doing a cold and quicker soak to get things started. We shall see. All research I did online reinforces 1-2 and not the copy and paste 2-3 that G posted.
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Post by variable on Oct 17, 2015 22:21:50 GMT -6
As easy as it is to make a joke, I'll say that I'm seriously considering doing the same. I only went up 1 size. I'm debating doing a cold and quicker soak to get things started. We shall see. All research I did online reinforces 1-2 and not the copy and paste 2-3 that G posted. Yeah. I'm thinking a quick rinse to get the bulk dye bleed and initial shrink, then some wear to stretch it out, then a soak to fix the sizing. Or maybe I'll forget and just throw it into the washer and dryer and create a pair of nutbusters by accident. If I was a betting man, I'd say the latter. Because I'm dumb. |
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Post by whiskeyriver on Oct 19, 2015 6:58:08 GMT -6
As easy as it is to make a joke, I'll say that I'm seriously considering doing the same. I only went up 1 size. I'm debating doing a cold and quicker soak to get things started. We shall see. All research I did online reinforces 1-2 and not the copy and paste 2-3 that G posted. Would I ever let you guys down? Haha. Looking forward to this contest! Looks like this is the final list: whiskeyrivermattexophobeDigDugGriffinoatwillyvariabletimmykbeeranddenimEDIT: Wow! They're fast on these! "10/15 update: Denim is being cut to order and will be bundled soon. We're shooting to start shipping out these jeans in the first couple weeks of November." |
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