Post by Derek G on Dec 24, 2014 15:25:15 GMT -6
lol...great thread!
Here in Ohio:
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
In Lima, Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
In the city of Oxford, It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
In Paulding,A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
In Toledo, (where I was born) Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
the city of Akron,It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
In Bexley Ohio, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
In Canton, If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
In Cleveland, Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Here in Ohio:
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
In Lima, Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
In the city of Oxford, It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
In Paulding,A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
In Toledo, (where I was born) Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
the city of Akron,It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
In Bexley Ohio, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
In Canton, If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
In Cleveland, Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
