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Post by wisdom on Jul 15, 2015 20:55:35 GMT -6
What do you guys do about "moose knuckle?" I find the cut and fabric of Gustin to make me particularly susceptible to this phenomenon. Is this just something most of you guys are indifferent to, unaware of, ignore?
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Post by DigDug on Jul 15, 2015 23:18:08 GMT -6
What do you guys do about "moose knuckle?" I find the cut and fabric of Gustin to make me particularly susceptible to this phenomenon. Is this just something most of you guys are indifferent to, unaware of, ignore? Was just made aware of this by my wife last week when I wore my Graphite (or what ever there called) Chinos. ......... I'm not sure what I'm gonna do.?.?. I don't wear them a lot (2,3 times a month). I'm thinking I won't wear them any more. That and all the buttons are falling off. I guess I use to like the slim cut, what cut are yours? |
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Post by wisdom on Jul 15, 2015 23:59:32 GMT -6
What do you guys do about "moose knuckle?" I find the cut and fabric of Gustin to make me particularly susceptible to this phenomenon. Is this just something most of you guys are indifferent to, unaware of, ignore? Was just made aware of this by my wife last week when I wore my Graphite (or what ever there called) Chinos. ......... I'm not sure what I'm gonna do.?.?. I don't wear them a lot (2,3 times a month). I'm thinking I won't wear them any more. That and all the buttons are falling off. I guess I use to like the slim cut, what cut are yours? I do the slim thing, too, but notice I get this with straight G's, as well.. ..like you, this wasn't a concern of mine until my wife "pointed it out," as well. I'm guessing this has always been happening for a lot of us.. we just never noticed or cared. Maybe this is a non-issue.. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 1:34:52 GMT -6
Brosephs, it's a badge of honor. The REAL shame would be if you DIDN'T have it, lol.
The Air Force chicks I work with once called me "Epic MeatStamp Guy"..... Own it Bros..... OWN IT, lol
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Post by variable on Jul 16, 2015 4:36:44 GMT -6
There's a difference with meat gazing enablement and smuggling plums. One gets you numbers, one gets you a squeaky voice. Before my PBJs started to break in, I had to sit carefully. A low rise contributes to it, I think (also to Epic Plumber's Crack, but that's another thread).  |
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Post by gaseousclay on Jul 16, 2015 5:48:35 GMT -6
I don't suffer from the ball-hugger phenomonon because I don't really wear tight jeans. All of my jeans are slim straights so they're not ridiculously tight. plus, I don't think having your jeans accentuate your balls is a very flattering look.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 6:40:40 GMT -6
Well, since I've taken the plunge to expensive, sexy-fitting selvedge denim, I've also changed to normal briefs, so I've never had to tiptoe or sit slowly, lol. My jeans fit, but aren't tight or "skinny" fitted. I have full mobility and ease of motion
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Post by variable on Jul 16, 2015 8:27:34 GMT -6
I can't go back to the tighty-whitey. I just can't.
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Post by bentin on Jul 16, 2015 8:47:22 GMT -6
MeUndies. Better than boxers.
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Post by DigDug on Jul 16, 2015 8:48:53 GMT -6
MeUndies. Better than boxers. I like these for summer. But I find No fly a bit annoying. |
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Post by bentin on Jul 16, 2015 9:00:16 GMT -6
MeUndies. Better than boxers. I like these for summer. But I find No fly a bit annoying. I guess because I'm a cyclist, I'm used to 'hopping the fence', but is a little annoying. |
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Post by matt on Jul 16, 2015 9:03:15 GMT -6
I like these for summer. But I find No fly a bit annoying. I guess because I'm a cyclist, I'm used to 'hopping the fence', but is a little annoying. Never heard it phrased so eloquently, but yeah, that sums it up.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 9:23:39 GMT -6
This is a bad look. Get pants that fit! No one wants to see your bulge, really.
If anyone is pointing it out it's not because they like it.
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Post by brentkuz on Jul 16, 2015 9:36:20 GMT -6
What do you guys do about "moose knuckle?" I find the cut and fabric of Gustin to make me particularly susceptible to this phenomenon. Is this just something most of you guys are indifferent to, unaware of, ignore? This is a problem? |
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Post by DigDug on Jul 16, 2015 10:08:53 GMT -6
This is a bad look. Get pants that fit! No one wants to see your bulge, really. If anyone is pointing it out it's not because they like it. That's the weird thing, I feel/think they do fit me. I have room (need a belt), the rise is fine. I'm not saying they are tight. It's almost like the front had less fabric then other Chino cuts. Kind of like the shirts with not just smaller arm holes but also slightly pinned back. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 12:56:08 GMT -6
I've always found the cut of G chinos odd looking. The fit pics make them look so bad that I've never purchased them.
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Post by metals37 on Jul 16, 2015 12:58:26 GMT -6
This is a bad look. Get pants that fit! No one wants to see your bulge, really. If anyone is pointing it out it's not because they like it. That's the weird thing, I feel/think they do fit me. I have room (need a belt), the rise is fine. I'm not saying they are tight. It's almost like the front had less fabric then other Chino cuts. Kind of like the shirts with not just smaller arm holes but also slightly pinned back. I actually really like the Gustin slim Chino fit on me. They are getting close to hitting the limit for rise, but I haven't had any issues with my twig and berries. |
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Post by bentin on Jul 16, 2015 12:59:29 GMT -6
I've always found the cut of G chinos odd looking. The fit pics make them look so bad that I've never purchased them. Same. They don't seem to put any slack in them and the pockets look awkwardly pressed up against the thighs. Never had any interest in them for that reason. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 13:09:42 GMT -6
I've always found the cut of G chinos odd looking. The fit pics make them look so bad that I've never purchased them. Same. They don't seem to put any slack in them and the pockets look awkwardly pressed up against the thighs. Never had any interest in them for that reason. First time I saw the pocket bag outline pics I said WTF, are they spandex. For me chinos are also a kind of fit and not a slim one. |
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Post by ickes on Jul 16, 2015 13:12:36 GMT -6
Jesus guys....how tight are you buying your jeans?!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2015 13:47:37 GMT -6
And were is that Robert Plant trouser snake pic when you need it? (Not gonna google that one)
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Post by whiskeyriver on Jul 16, 2015 14:05:02 GMT -6
Brosephs, it's a badge of honor. The REAL shame would be if you DIDN'T have it, lol. The Air Force chicks I work with once called me "Epic MeatStamp Guy"..... Own it Bros..... OWN IT, lol Yeah...I was gonna say. Haha. I've noticed ladies lookin'. And that's a bad thing?? EDIT: And I am not wearing tight emo jeans. Ha. It just happens. |
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Post by exophobe on Jul 16, 2015 14:51:37 GMT -6
I've always found the cut of G chinos odd looking. The fit pics make them look so bad that I've never purchased them. Didn't I tell everyone the slim chinos in jeans size are gonna work out as date pants not work pants? If your pants are splitting your balls and showing them to the world, it's a problem. If you wear pants baggy enough to completely "hide your thunder" (how often do the rest of you find occasion to quote arrested development?), then you're likely to look like you're going to pick the kids up from sporting practice. Not necessarily a bad thing, but not the most fashionable look. Anyway, I feel like they "show less" when you go to the left of the fly, and I've never experienced a full-on ball-split "moose knuckle" in my Gustin, and would suggest maybe stepping up to a straight fit with the higher rise if you have. |
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Post by exophobe on Jul 16, 2015 14:56:03 GMT -6
And were is that Robert Plant trouser snake pic when you need it? (Not gonna google that one) You could also go with mick jagger on the cover of sticky fingers. |
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Post by ickes on Jul 16, 2015 14:57:32 GMT -6
I'm going to mentally delete this thread.
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